The ship with the flat tire
Hilarious book about a US Navy Ship called the USS Carnation (sic) and it's many misadventures. You will be rolling in the aisle at the first paragraph [paraphrase: The Carnation was an auxillary submarine supportship. A kindly old admiral protested that ASS wasn't something to paint in 10 foot h…
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