The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress

by Ross O'Carroll Kelly

2005 302 pages eng

*So there I was roysh, life focked, reputation focked, finances focked – everything completely focked, roysh, and we're talking big time. And it's all Fionn's fault, basically. He's the four-eyed focker who told me that, like, the first time you do it, roysh, you're firing blanks. Like an unloaded U…